Absolute Ridiculousness

All I really need is a cute boy who's just as strange as me and who will buy me cheesecake.
offlineonline: Backyard Pallet Coffee Table: This one is pretty much idiot proof to build. If you can use sandpaper and a drill you’re essentially done. I used a smaller pallet on the bottom (centred), but you can use the same size. The only cost was for the caster wheels. Lee Valley has a good selection. I used these 2” wheels. Cost: ~$15.00 (casters) Construction time: ~1 hour (sanding) Skill Required: None Materials: 2 x Pallets 4 x casters (2 locking wheels) Wood screws Sand paper (80 or 100 grit) Tools: Drill Sander Instructions: Optional Step 1: Cut the ends/sides of the pallet to get a nice clean square 1) flip the pallets upside down, and centre as desired/needed 2) Screw the bottom pallet to the top pallet (make sure you don’t screw threw the boards, so the screws stick out) 3) Screw in the 4 casters 4) Flip right side up 5) Sand if needed (highly recommended) Note: If you want to paint it, do it BEFORE you build it

offlineonline:

Backyard Pallet Coffee Table:

This one is pretty much idiot proof to build. If you can use sandpaper and a drill you’re essentially done. I used a smaller pallet on the bottom (centred), but you can use the same size. The only cost was for the caster wheels. Lee Valley has a good selection. I used these 2” wheels.

Cost: ~$15.00 (casters)

Construction time: ~1 hour (sanding)

Skill Required: None

Materials:

2 x Pallets

4 x casters (2 locking wheels)

Wood screws

Sand paper (80 or 100 grit)

Tools:

Drill

Sander

Instructions:

Optional Step 1: Cut the ends/sides of the pallet to get a nice clean square

1) flip the pallets upside down, and centre as desired/needed

2) Screw the bottom pallet to the top pallet (make sure you don’t screw threw the boards, so the screws stick out)

3) Screw in the 4 casters

4) Flip right side up

5) Sand if needed (highly recommended)

Note: If you want to paint it, do it BEFORE you build it

somedaymelissa: “You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” -Margaret Thatcher

somedaymelissa:

“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” -Margaret Thatcher

I listened to his heart pounding through his T-shirt and knew everything was going to be okay now. I took the long way around, but I was finally home. To stay.

heyfuckyoued:

Like literally though lately I feel like no matter who I’m with or what we’re talking about dieting and losing weight and exercising to lose fat and shit just comes up out of nowhere like it’s such a gaddam important conversation piece to doctors and genius scholars and teachers and people I love like what why…AND I’M THE CRAZY ONE?